Kids say the darndest things.

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By Shell-Belle

Introducing Jewel. Six going on 16.
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Introducing Jewel. Six going on 16.
Here is Ms. Rosie. Seven years old.
Here is Ms. Rosie. Seven years old.

I woke up one morning, with a very important question in my mind. What do six and seven year olds have to say about some of the important topics of our day? I decided to find out, and luckily for me, I have a six and a seven year old quite close, in my house even. My daughters graciously agreed to be my interview subjects. Rosie, is 7, and Jewel is 6. These are alias chosen by them, they had fun with that! I got out my notepad and pen, and so of course they needed one each also. After we gathered our supplies, we settled and got down to business. Now I want you to keep in mind, that the answers contained here, are their first, original answers. That is what makes it so fun! As a side note, the text in parentheses is my commentary.

A little background on our interview subjects: Jewel is our resident six year old. She loves to play dress up, including my high heels, loves art of any kind and does beautiful work. She loves reading, animals, and lavishes love and attention on our cat, and two ferrets. Rosie is my seven year old, and is also the oldest child. She loves to run the show, loves music and dancing, trail mix and school. Without further ado, our question and answer session! Enjoy.

Source: The dollar bill. Luckily, I had one!
Purple hair!
Purple hair!
Imagine her making this face while answering question 6.
Imagine her making this face while answering question 6.
Source: My very expensive disc from Walmart studios.
Suki! I don't know enough about photoshop to make her eyes green like they should be.
Suki! I don't know enough about photoshop to make her eyes green like they should be.

1. Who is the president of the United States of America? Rosie: "George Washington…haha that was way earlier. I don’t know." Jewel: "Our dad is, no my teacher!" (I fail as a parent!)

2. What state do we live in? Rosie: "United stat….Arizona." Jewel: "Arizona United States!" (Said in her best grrrr voice, for some reason..)

3. Do you like my purple hair? Rosie: "I don’t know, no." (Ouch!) Jewel: "Yes!"

4. Who is your favorite singer? Rosie: "Justin Bieber." Jewel: "You!" (*hands Jewel a cookie.*) Jewel has an interesting opinion of Mr. Bieber, “He looks like a girl, and he kind of sounds like a girl too.” (*hands Jewel another cookie.*)

5. Do you have a boyfriend? Rosie: "Yes, I have more than one." (What?!?!?) Jewel: "KADEN!!!" (No one gets a cookie on this one!)

6. What is your most prized possession? Rosie: "My mom!" (*hands Rosie a box of cookies.*) Jewel: "You." (Here I mention that she is just copying Rosie, she says, “No, I love you.” I am running out of cookies fast.)

7. What do you want to be when you grow up? Rosie: "I really don’t know." Jewel: "I want to be a rockstar."

8. What is your favorite animal? Rosie: "A zebra." Jewel: "You." (I am sensing a theme here…) 2nd answer is Suki. (our cat)

9. Do you believe in the theory of Evolution? Rosie: "I don’t get that question." Jewel: "Yes." (Upon further questioning it is obvious she hasn’t a clue what I am talking about.)

10. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Rosie: "The egg." Jewel: "The egg." (What is your opinion? Put it in the comments!)

11. What is your favorite thing about yourself? Rosie: "I am good at riding a bike." (True story.) Jewel: "I am really good at eating." (Also true!)

12. What is your favorite thing to learn at school? Rosie: "I love working in the computer lab." (Furiously thinking of a way to capitalize on that) Jewel: "Eating." (Not a subject even if we both wish it was. ) 2nd answer: Art.

13. What should my next question be? Rosie: "What is your favorite game on my phone?" Jewel: "What is your most favorite thing in the whole wide world?"

14. What is your favorite game on my phone? Rosie: " I love Ninjump. I am good at it." Jewel: "Smurf Village is my favorite."

15. What is your most favorite thing in the whole wide world? Rosie: "My mom and dad and family." (Awww) Jewel: "Suki, my kitty."

Well there you have it folks! Straight from the mouths of the youth! I do realize I didn't ask them any very important questions. If you have any, leave them in the comments section and they will be answered in the order received. :-) Have a great day!

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J.S.Matthew Level 7 Commenter 3 months ago

That was adorable! You just never know what they'll say! Welcome to HubPages! Voted up and across the board and SHARING!

JSMatthew~

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Vinaya Ghimire Level 8 Commenter 3 months ago

You have s wonderful skill of telling things. I enjoyed reading your work. Good writing.

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Poohgranma Level 6 Commenter 3 months ago

Welcome! Your daughters are adorable.

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 3 months ago

J.S.Matthew, so true! They surprise me daily with their comments. Thank you for reading!

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VioletSun Level 5 Commenter 3 months ago

Welcome! You created very well done hub, with good writing and photos. Your daughters are adorable! Glad J.S. Matthew shared your hub in Facebook. :)

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 3 months ago

Vinaya Ghimire, Thank you very much!

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 3 months ago

Poohgranma, thanks! I think so too. I am going to keep them. :-)

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 3 months ago

VioletSun, thank you very much! Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment.

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Deborah Brooks 3 months ago

this was the sweetest and most adorable interviews I have ever heard.. Just priceless. I love your hub. this reminds me of talking to my granddaughters.. just wonderful.

voted up

Debbie

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 3 months ago

Deborah Brooks, thanks for the vote up, and the comment! Give those granddaughters a call. :-)

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justateacher Level 7 Commenter 3 months ago

Okay...now I am going to have to do this with my kindergartners and second graders at school! Too adorable!

Several years ago, I had my students (first graders, that year) tell me how to make my Thanksgiving dinner. I told them that for the first time ever, I was going to have Thanksgiving at my house and had never cooked a turkey before and I wanted their advice...I will have to see if I still have those answers! They were great!

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ytsenoh Level 7 Commenter 3 months ago

Endearing. Thanks for sharing. And, welcome to HubPages.

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sunkentreasure Level 6 Commenter 3 months ago

PRECIOUS CHILDREN By BERNARD LEVINE

Bless your children with the power of prayer

Celebrate their uniqueness

Feed them encouragement and inspiration

and let them feel they are greatly loved.

Teach your children the beauty of kindness

Enrich them with the wonders of nature

Fill their hearts with joyful melody

and always be their friend.

Clothe your children in goodness

Make their world full of nice surprises

Help them to follow their dreams

and thank God they came into your life.

© Bernard Levine

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 3 months ago

justateacher, I would look and see for sure! I love kids answers to questions, so funny and always unexpected.

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 3 months ago

ytsenoh, thank you for the welcome! Glad you enjoyed the interview.

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 3 months ago

sunkentreasure, thank you for sharing that beautiful work. :-)

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Mmargie1966 Level 4 Commenter 2 months ago

That was such fun to read! Thanks, Shell-Belle! Your daughters are absolutely adorable!

Also, I love your purple hair! You remind me of my daughter! She is an independent thinker, a performing arts dancer, artist and loves color! She has the attitiude...if you don't like it, don't look.

Keep writing, Sweetie....love it!

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Shell-Belle Hub Author 2 months ago

Mmargie1966, thank you for taking the time to read and for the many compliments. Sounds like your daughter and I would get along great!

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